FoxNews - NIAGARA FALLS, N.Y. —  A housekeeping supervisor is credited with saving the life of a newborn whose mother had just given birth in a toilet at a western New York hotel. Cathy Masic says a hotel housekeeper gave birth Saturday morning in the bathroom in a guest room at the Quality Hotel and Suites in Niagara Falls. A statement from the hotel says the mother and child are doing well.

Very touching, and admirable, at least on the part of the housekeeper. Only one question. What the heck was the numskull mother doing delivering a baby sitting on a loo in a Niagara Falls hotel? I mean, c’mon, its a bit hard to imagine plunking a baby out of a womb straight into a toilet bowl….Only in New York!

I can almost imagine the headlines for the hotel (www.qualityniagarafalls.com). Here at the Quality Hotel & Suites we offer 213 rooms & suites [toilets]. We have a special way of saying welcome. Whether it is business or pleasure [birth], our well-appointed guest rooms [toilets] and friendly staff [midwifes] will make you feel right at home the moment you [the baby] come through our doors [toilets].

Located just one block from the Seneca Niagara Casino, The Majestic Falls, Rainbow Bridge to Canada, and many more exciting attractions. Excellent dining, entertainment and shops are just minutes away. We offer a variety of well-appointed room types to meet your comfort level and budget. Choose from a variety of suites to suit your needs!

So now you know where to go if you’re planning on having a baby in a hotel room.

Info: 240 First Street Niagara Falls, NY 14303; (877) 282-1212; guestservices@qualityniagarafalls.com [birthservices@…]